Tag: Awkward
Hint on previous post…
Who do they to belong to?
Abba Zaba, You my only friend
This is what happens when you sit a bunch of guys in a room with Abba Zaba bars.
Even more things you see at my apartment complex
This was behind my building circa 2007. I still don’t know what was going on.
Things only I can find in my apartment building
Let’s discuss…
derryX 2010 Birthday Celebration Part 1 Recap
This year I decided to split up my birthday celebration. The main motivation was that, since the actual day falls on a weekday (Tuesday July 27), I figured not a lot of people would come to that. So I spent the morning on Saturday, July 24 doing some of my usual routines. Starbucks and Troy Farmers Market with my girlfriend. While we were walking out of there, it started to rain, and this woman looked back at us and said, “OOOH YOU’RE GONNA GET WET!!” Turns out she was talking to a little baby, but she didn’t do much to get out of our way. It’s not like we wanted to get wet because we had to walk her turtleRead More
The twitch…
All good things must come to an end, and, with that said, so must the suspense behind the elusive “The Twitch” post. So without any further ado, behold, ladies and gentlemen… HULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! The one that started it all… Politicians George W. Bush doing the twitch Sarah Palin saying, “HULLLLLLLLLLL!!!” Comedians Harland Williams is feeling a little twitchy. Paul F. Tompkins does the twitch all day long. People you know and love derryX twitching all over the place dompap twitching over Cherry Coke Big Mike Walsh about to say, “POOOOOOOOO” metalfrog twitching for the cause derryX with an impromptu twitch due to outside interference from metalfrog 8-bit naked Mike Tyson doing the twitch So, I will ask you all: DO YOURead More
Bucktooth
Look at me. I’m a buck tooth f*ck!
Birthday Countdown Flashback – 2007
Fresh off the heels of an epic wedding and even more epic honeymoon all over Italy, it was time to celebrate my birthday in 2007. This was the year of the “Birthday Flip Flop.” This was a unique year because I actually spent my birthday celebrating someone else’s birthday. Turns out my then wife’s cousin decided to throw her party on the week after her actual birthday which, of course, had to coincide with mine. Luckily, my family was nice enough to celebrate with me the week prior to my birthday. Actually, my parents were even nicer and included Jeff Gorfman in the celebration. Here are some shots from this: So celebrating my birthday was all set at this point.Read More
Knee Jerk
So I decided to use 75 points that I accumulated on my trusty Subway Card today for a steak and cheese sub. I really like Subway’s steak and cheese sub, especially with lots of Chipotle Southwest sauce. Since I frequent this Subway establishment often, I noticed that there were two new employees on the line. Both were female, no older than 20. One was a sandwich artist, and the other was working the register. This caused the line to be a little longer than usual. The other staff on the line were doing what they needed to ensure proper training of new staff and adequate advancement of the customer line. There were three people ahead of me. In order, thereRead More