You cannot make these up…

When a fortune cookie fortune starts with “Here we go” you know there’s a problem.

The one where I insult your intelligence…

YOU NEED TO SEE “THE EXPENDABLES!!!”

Fire at the Watervliet Water Tower

Read about how my life was in danger, and I didn’t even know it!

Hint on previous post…

Who do they to belong to?

Abba Zaba, You my only friend

This is what happens when you sit a bunch of guys in a room with Abba Zaba bars.

“Jerry Awesome”

Learn the true meaning of Jerry Awesome and come see what a Mexican Stretch Buster is.

I need you!

UPDATED!!!! Whatcha gonna do, Brother!?

I was on Friday Puppy

Not as an actual puppy, but because I was at the guy who runs that blog’s restaurant on my birthday. See for yourself: LINK Maybe this will jog your memory… (see last picture) Thanks to Kriskaten for spotting me!