I was browsing a website I normally visit regularly, The Best Page in the Universe by Maddox, and he had a recent clever post about why he’ll eat meat and why he doesn’t agree with PETA’s stance of “Animals are people, too,” including very funny video evidence. Here’s the source in case you want to read it.
You might not know this, but Bill Cosby made a movie years ago called “Leonard Part 6.” It’s a really ridiculous movie, and lots of ridiculous things happen.
One such thing is evil frogs gathering under a car that is sitting on a pier. On command, all of the frogs simultaneously jump, lifting the vehicle MULTIPLE TIMES until the it reaches the river, ultimately killing the driver.
Another thing that happens is the main conflict in the movie, where Cosby’s character, Leonard, has to save his wife from the villainous tyranny of vegans. And he does so by throwing chopped beef at them and waving a magic hot dog at them.
He also escapes from the evil vegans’ lair by riding an ostrich.