Darth Dick’s Wedding

This past Sunday, I had the honor of attending my buddy Darth Dick’s wedding. Many of you don’t know Darth and will probably never meet him. I was lucky enough to meet him back in 2005, and, even though we live apart, we keep in touch.

The wedding was lots of fun. I spent the day with Cassie, #dompap, Amanda, and Geoff Gorfman. We all arrived at The Bethwood in Totowa, NJ around the same time. From the outside, this place looked like Medieval Times. We all gathered in a garden for the wedding ceremony. The bridal party walked out to Kingdom Hearts music; Geoff and I kept laughing at this because it was only 30 seconds of the song and it kept looping. When the ceremony started, #dompap started motioning for my attention. He showed me this:

This chair was about to malfunction.

After the ceremony and some Star Wars music, we headed inside for cocktail hour. There was a fucking Darth Vader ice sculpture.

No Joke...

Cocktail hour was incredible. Brisket and prime rib carving station, periogies, kielbasa and kraut, cold salads, waited hors ‘devours, open bar. I was loving it.

Kate and Darth danced...
The best man gave a speech..
This hammered girl gave a speech...
derryX gave Darth Dick a gift...
We ate...
Some people danced...
They cut the cake...
This ridiculously skinny kid caught the garter + put it on the maid of honor

That was about it. We all had an amazing time. Darth Dick really knows how to throw a party, and I’m not just saying that.

Ohh yeah, and this…

If you’re my friend on Facebook, see more pictures here. If not, tough shit.


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